Women as C structs!

Posted by in Funny Stuff on Jul 25th, 2008 | 7 comments

Before you go on i would like to tell you that this is funny only to those of you that you know some stuff about programming and C. So, i recently stumbled on a very funny blog post. I thought i’d repost it here as i found it hillarious!

A programmer sat down and wrote a few structs for women. Here they are:

  1. Struct female_professional s
  2. {
  3. double styles;
  4. short skirts;
  5. long time_to_understand_ problems;
  6. float mind;
  7. void knowledge;
  8. char non_co-operative;
  9. }
  10. Struct married_females
  11. {
  12. double weight;
  13. Short tempered;
  14. long gossip;
  15. Float hopes;
  16. void word;
  17. char unstable;
  18. }
  19. Struct engaged_females
  20. {
  21. double time_on_phone;
  22. short attention_on_ work;
  23. long boast;
  24. float on_cloud_nine;
  25. void understanding;
  26. char edgy;
  27. }
  28. Struct newly_married_ females
  29. {
  30. double dinner_invitation;
  31. Short time_at_work;
  32. long lunch_break;
  33. void bank_balance;
  34. char hen_pecked;
  35. }
  36. Struct husband_wife_ professionals
  37. {
  38. double income;
  39. Short tempered;
  40. long time_no_see_ each_other;
  41. void love_life;
  42. char money_making;
  43. }
  44. Struct beautiful_city_ girl
  45. {
  46. double boyfriends;
  47. short affairs;
  48. long stories;
  49. void greymatter;
  50. char flirt;
  51. }
  52. Struct old_lady
  53. {
  54. double chin;
  55. Short memory;
  56. long sighs ;
  57. void attention_from_ men ;
  58. char chatterbox;
  59. }

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7 Responses to “ “Women as C structs!”

  1. Rockstar Sid says:
    July 25, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    Hehe this is funny :D I studied C but I forgot most of the struct functions..

    I can remember the layout of struct with dis example..

    This was funny to me

    #
    double boyfriends;
    #
    short affairs;

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  2. stratosg says:
    July 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    yah it is realy funny… and to the point the guy knows what it says :)

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  3. Siddharth says:
    July 25, 2008 at 6:56 pm

    ha ha lol
    this is funny
    I wrote a program earlier to propose a girl :P

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  4. Kitkat says:
    July 28, 2008 at 11:38 am

    Haha… can the program compile and run? :)

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  5. stratosg says:
    July 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    don’t see why not ;)

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  6. techniqueal t. says:
    November 24, 2008 at 1:06 am

    ouch! but had to admit — this was hilarious LOL! especially like this one -

    Struct married_females
    {
    double weight;
    Short tempered;
    long gossip;
    Float hopes;
    void word;
    char unstable; ………… LOL!
    }

    nice one. hope you don’t mind if i blog/link this on my blog :D

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  7. stratosg says:
    November 24, 2008 at 1:09 am

    @techniqueal t.: definitely not… to be honest i found this one too. it was not my original idea :)

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